Impaled Northern Moonforest - Self-titled 7″

Impaled Northern Moonforest is the “brainchild” of former Anal Cunt members Josh Martin and Seth Putnam. At three o’clock one frostbitten morning of 1997 they were bored and decided to make a true (joke) Norwegian style black metal band. However, there was someone sleeping nearby so they couldn’t use an electric guitar or drum kit, so they used an acoustic guitar with Seth slapping his knees and a mattress for percussion.

Here are a few fun facts about INM:

  • There are no real lyrics except for the occasional “Satan” or some other blasphemous inverted word.
  • All the songs were improvised - singing, guitar and knee slapping. Tabs are not available. Josh has this to say about tabs: “Sorry but there are no INM tabs. Obviously that would be impossible. Even if I could tab the songs out, the evilness of the riffs would cause the paper to crumble into the very depths of Hell.”
  • The creative process involved in thinking up song titles involved “thinking of dumb sounding names we thought would fit into that whole black metal thing”

Impaled Northern Moonforest - Impaled Northern Moonforest 7″

Cover art:

Track list:

Side 1 (Demo #1):
1. Grim And Frostbitten Moongoats Of The North
2. Forlorned Invocations Of Blasphemous Congregations Of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
3. Gazing At The Blasphemous Moon While Perched Atop A Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest Of The Northern Mountain
4. Bloodlustfully Praising Satan’s Unholy Almightiness In The Woods At Midnight
5. Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst The Northern Hellwitch’s Perpetual Blasphemy
6. Transfixing The Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation Of The Conjuring Wintergoat

Side 2 (Demo #2):
1. Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
2. Awaiting The Blasphemous Abomination Of The Necroyeti While Sailing On The Northernmost Fjord Of Xzfgiiizmtsath
3. Lustfully Worshipping The Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down The Inverted Necromountain Of Necrodeathmortum
4. Awaiting The Frozen Blasphemy Of The Necroyeti’s Lusting Necrobation Upon The Altar Of Voxrfszzzisnzf
5. Summoning The Unholy Frozen Winterdemons To The Grimmest And Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest Of Abazagorath
6. Entranced By The Northern Impaled Necrowizard’s Blasphemous Incantation Amidst The Agonizing Abomination Of The Lusting Necrocorpse
7. Grim And Frostbitten Gay Bar

Lyrics:

There aren’t any.

All in all, one of the grimmest and, without a doubt, one of the most frostbitten black metal albums ever.

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